Monday, May 16, 2011

Thor, social protocol and other things

Whats happening fellas? Nothing is happening.

Watched Thor. Thank God I didn't pay 20 bucks for a movie ticket. It was one hell of a cheesy movie even though Stan Lee was there. Stan ma man, what the hell man? you getting old son? yes you are. I am disappointed. CGI was good though. The best part was first appearance of Hawkeye and Natalie Portman ofcourse. 5-6 out of 10. LOKI takes the crown.

Finished Fringe Season 3. OMFG! Fucking Brilliant! The season finale was in line with my deepest darkest wildest most fantastic fantasies. I gotta tell you when the main character runs out of his office pulling his hair and screaming," two hits of brown betty, 5 ml of LSD and I still can't figure out how to go to the other universe" you know its a good show. FYI brown betty is hardly classified as marijuana[(the most dangerous drug on the planet- it destroys lives- it kills thousands of people every year more than cigarettes and alcohol and faulty brakes in ill produced cars(ill produced- DOES IT even make SENSE?)] accoriding to Dr. Bishop, its a hybrid of chronic supernova and afghan kush. Anyways thats not the point here, when its a multi-verse war, drugs and marijuana really isn't the concern.

Watched Batman: Gotham Knight. 11/10.

Lawrence of Arabia. 9/10.

Bullshit of the day: Apparently social protocol dictates a guy cannot interact with his ex in facebook, or in twitter, but youtube and texting is alright. Haha. Im just making up shit. But this one is surprisingly true, white collar crime is very sexy for women. 

We all know, how our asians like to change their names every week. In my critical thinking lecture, 2 semesters back there was an asian dude who named himself Legolas.


Freaking Legolas. 

I thought he was a LOTR fan, and I was like kudos to you ma man. turns out he isn't even close to LOTR. The name was from WoW[world of warcraft]. Now here's the punch line, another asian dude in my lecture this semester, named himself Rahul.


Rahul, yes. An asian dude whose name is Rahul. 


Now if this isnt Globalization, I don't know what is.




p.s. Not sure what quantity of LSD was mentioned in the dialogues. I just don't remember.