Thor, social protocol and other things

Whats happening fellas? Nothing is happening.

Watched Thor. Thank God I didn't pay 20 bucks for a movie ticket. It was one hell of a cheesy movie even though Stan Lee was there. Stan ma man, what the hell man? you getting old son? yes you are. I am disappointed. CGI was good though. The best part was first appearance of Hawkeye and Natalie Portman ofcourse. 5-6 out of 10. LOKI takes the crown.

Finished Fringe Season 3. OMFG! Fucking Brilliant! The season finale was in line with my deepest darkest wildest most fantastic fantasies. I gotta tell you when the main character runs out of his office pulling his hair and screaming," two hits of brown betty, 5 ml of LSD and I still can't figure out how to go to the other universe" you know its a good show. FYI brown betty is hardly classified as marijuana[(the most dangerous drug on the planet- it destroys lives- it kills thousands of people every year more than cigarettes and alcohol and faulty brakes in ill produced cars(ill produced- DOES IT even make SENSE?)] accoriding to Dr. Bishop, its a hybrid of chronic supernova and afghan kush. Anyways thats not the point here, when its a multi-verse war, drugs and marijuana really isn't the concern.

Watched Batman: Gotham Knight. 11/10.

Lawrence of Arabia. 9/10.

Bullshit of the day: Apparently social protocol dictates a guy cannot interact with his ex in facebook, or in twitter, but youtube and texting is alright. Haha. Im just making up shit. But this one is surprisingly true, white collar crime is very sexy for women. 

We all know, how our asians like to change their names every week. In my critical thinking lecture, 2 semesters back there was an asian dude who named himself Legolas.


Freaking Legolas. 

I thought he was a LOTR fan, and I was like kudos to you ma man. turns out he isn't even close to LOTR. The name was from WoW[world of warcraft]. Now here's the punch line, another asian dude in my lecture this semester, named himself Rahul.


Rahul, yes. An asian dude whose name is Rahul. 


Now if this isnt Globalization, I don't know what is.




p.s. Not sure what quantity of LSD was mentioned in the dialogues. I just don't remember.

CWC 2011 - The Tendulkar Postulation

There will be victories and defeats. Rule of the universe. In my eyes, the parties that really won this World Cup are the Bangladeshi people and the Little Master, Sachin 'the destroyer' Tendulkar (isn't the name awesome? I made it up). We Bangladeshis have presented ourselves in front of the world, with a World Cup opening ceremony like nothing before. Personally,  I had bad feelings about it but then taking a drive with the family in Dhaka City the night before the ceremony, the transformed city blew me away. I'll say it again, I was blown away. I'm not a big cricket fan(footaball for the win, not rugby but soccer) and even I know, who really needed the WC, me obviously.
I'm just kidding. Sachin Tendulkar FTW, that magnificent son of a gun. His batting is truly MAJESTIC. He will be studied by the best and the worst for years to come, I personally think he should get patents or something for his matches. He's going to be a billionaire if all Indians just pay 5 rupees to him. I don't know where that came from, coming back to the point, doesn't Sachin Tendulkar deserve the World Cup? You know he does, then why all the frustrations? Be happy for the guy. Let's take a look at his statistics,
Batting averages

	Mat	Inns	NO	Runs	HS	Ave	BF	SR	100	50	4s	6s	Ct	St
Tests	177	290	32	14692	248*	56.94			51	59		64	106	0
ODIs	453	442	41	18111	200*	45.16	20980	86.32	48	95	1981	193	136	0
T20Is	1	1	0	10	10	10.00	12	83.33	0	0	2	0	1	0
First-class	280	442	48	23585	248*	59.86			78	105			174	0
List A	540	527	55	21663	200*	45.89			59	113			171	0
Twenty20	44	44	5	1516	89*	38.87	1171	129.46	0	11	201	21	19	0

A staggering 18000 runs. What the hell is that?

Sachin Tendulkar has been the most complete batsman of his time, the most prolific runmaker of all time, and arguably the biggest cricket icon the game has ever known. His batting is based on the purest principles: perfect balance, economy of movement, precision in stroke-making, and that intangible quality given only to geniuses: anticipation. If he doesn't have a signature stroke - the upright, back-foot punch comes close - it is because he is equally proficient at each of the full range of orthodox shots (and plenty of improvised ones as well) and can pull them out at will.
THIS IS FROM ESPNCRICINFO. Yes, I am awesome but not that awesome.
Frankly speaking no one needs the statistics. Everyone grew up, atleast the people with whom I grew up, heard the name Tendulkar everywhere. After Sir Donald Bradman and Viv Richards, it was him. His sixes and fours were what made everyone's day. Okay maybe a bit of exaggeration there, but come on you know what I am saying?

A tiny congratulations won't hurt anyone. Give him the respect that he so undeniably deserves.

Ophiuchus - how convenient

hahahahahahahahaha.. i'm a gemini. shut the fuck up, what does that say now? that shit was fucked up from the start, some fucked up shit was always going on behind the scenes. now i'm a gemini. wow. outstanding. in-fucking-credible. am i amused? abso-fucking-lutely. why? coz now there will be so much fuss about it on facebook, just like i'm making one.. here... but this is not facebook.....


Some people are so lost, terrified, disappointed, ... at themselves aka their star signs. One woman summed up the feeling of many when she wrote: 'I am now a Cancer. I went from being the top of the zodiac..Leo the courageous lion - to a crab!" -dailymail.co.uk


wtf is wrong with you? wtf is wrong with a goddamn crab? we walk straight when we're drunk biaaatcchhh!!
[shiny bling shining]. 

so the earth wobbles in it axis,thus star constellations we see would change every 26,000 years. so that would make me a different person say every 26,000 years. Now i like chocolate, 26,000 years later, i might like... guess what... chocolate. why? maybe because.. I AM GOING TO BE FUCKING DEAD AFTER 26-FUCKING-THOUSAND YEARS. Or, i might like vanilla because my preference of ice cream flavor changes with the change in observation of the star constellations. every 26,000 years.
I guess thats why they say, Truth is in the Eyes of the Beholder; or, Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. which kinda makes sense and then doesnt, well technically speaking, it does. "Truth is beautiful and beautiful is no truth." I think i said something very profound, just like the one and only, the most electrifying man in Renaissance history, the great Michaelangelo said, "Trifles make perfection and perfection is no trifle." 

stop clapping. not now, they might hear us.
you just got mind.faacked.

The Hometown Wind

Im here in my country, my birthplace, my motherland, my turf, my hometown. its been almost a week and i feel good. i think i finally turned over a new leaf. enuf of the emo shit, lets get down to business. these are the things i found amusing, weird, interesting, the lot:

1. groups of  "street racerz"( they are not actually, its obvious they dont race, they pretend to be "racerz") floggin on the gulshan 2 avenue near the pakistan embassy. why? because they are fuck tards

2. the traffic police dont know how to signal shit, they are fucking useless

3. bangladeshi girls are fucking hot, the models i mean. CHICA BOMBS

4. there are people who are so bekar ( absolutely nothing to do) that they make prank calls to newspaper advertisements and to their competitions to threaten them. amusing isnt it?

5. the sun shines, the birds fly, the winter comes and the politicians still lie. its amazing just to think what really goes on inside their heads? i mean seriously, you are still stealing money from the state, from fucking AID MONEY, how do you do it? why do you do it? and why the fuck are you still doing it? i mean, havent you done enough? their shamelessness is hilarious.

6.  and now i'm going to officially diss the so called DJ "Fuad". hey man u suck. what ever compositions i have heard that you produced, i got two words: BULL SHIT. my bad, im sorry i shouldnt have said that.
ITS FUCKING HORSE SHIT! everytime i hear your music, a warning system goes off in my head saying, "BULL SHIT DETECTED( SIREN), UPGRADE TO DEFCON 3". for the Defcon challenged it means: Increase in force readiness above that required for normal readiness, EXERCISE TERM - ROUND HOUSE.
hmmm. reminds me of Chuck Norris, now hez the man, he is mentioned in the Defcon shit.

puff. cough.

Defining the Moment

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This moment in time was captured with an iPhone 4 right before Logic207 spilled the drink.